Enterprise

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Keckler: C | 358 USERS: B-
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As Alicia, Oxmyx, and Krakko try to figure out amongst themselves what Shades of Gray was, Quantum attempts to contact Enterprise with the iPod. Oxmyx wants to know what Shades of Gray meant by saying Quantum was from the future, and what the hell Shades of Gray even was. "That was an extra-terrestrial," Quantum says. "A Martian?" Oxmyx boggles. "I don't know what planet he was from," Quantum stonewalls. Ha. Ha. "And where are you from?" Oxmyx follows up. "Upstate New York," Quantum says. Aren't you going to add that you just work in space? Alicia notes that there are a lot of people out after curfew, and then all the shooting starts. The Nazis kill Oxmyx, and Krakko hollers at Quantum and Alicia to move their asses while he stays and fights. Quantum turns around to squeeze off one totally ineffective shot before darting down an alley. The Nazis give chase. Quantum hides next to an oil drum and tries to contact Enterprise. Alicia gets really annoyed with him and snatches up his gun once hers runs out of bullets.

Unrealistic grassy knoll. Trip comms the ship that the charges are set, just as some Nazi jeeps and German Shepherds reach them. They dart into some bushes. The Nazis crawl inside the sh'pod, and Trip blows it up. The poor dogs! Trip and May-Nein don't get very far before they are surrounded by another host of Nazis. May-Nein gestures a bit with his phaser, but Trip shakes his head, silently telling him not to bother.

Enterprise. Reed notes that the sh'pod's history, and Hoshi says she's lost the boys' signal, but picked up something else. "It's faint," she says, all choked up, before making it available for all to hear. We can sort of hear Quantum calling them. T'Pol's lips CRACK WHORE out, and she answers him.

Alicia runs out of bullets and slumps, whimpering, next to Quantum, who whispers to T'Pol to transport them out. The Nazis approach. Camel Taupe orders them to stand up without their weapons. Alicia glares at Quantum and drops her gun. They step out in front of the Nazis and Camel Taupe. "We have a great deal to talk about," Camel Taupe says. Quantum feels himself start to dissolve, so he feels safe in snarking, "It'll have to wait." The beam out, and the Nazis fire fruitlessly.

Transporter pad. Quantum and Alicia beam in, and Quantum welcomes her to his ship. Now where have I seen this EXACT SCENE before? I wonder. Alicia makes him promise he "won't do that again." He promises. Whatever -- her atoms just got scattered across the galaxy and she's all calmly, "Please ask next time"? I don't think so.

Enterprise

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