Camel Taupe marches off to gaze on his precious conduit. I can't believe this -- all they did was slightly touch up the warp core on Enterprise and hang a few swastikas over it in order to call it a time machine! Just because they think we can't recognize the White House dressed in Nazi frills, they assume we won't notice this? I just...yeah. So, I'm going to sleep after I bang my head on the hardwood floor a few hundred thousand times.
Next week: The reports of Daniels's death better not be greatly exaggerated. Oh, and does someone want to tell me why Data's great-great-grandpappy is looking so mean and angry?