Buffy The Musical? Oh. My. God. How the hell d'you recap that? Well, if there's a way, Ace and Sep will find it.

Back aboard the Enterprise, Mayweather says, "I don't get it -- if they were human, why were they shooting at us?" He's ignored, as they all get into a turbolift. Wait, a turbolift? When did that happen? That clinches it; they're multi-decked. Quantum coms the bridge to find out what's going on. Trip tells him that they've managed to get a good "picture" of the caverns, and have picked up fifty-two bio-signs. "The only one I'm interested in right now is Lieutenant Reed," Quantum tells him. "We gotta get him outta there -- have you found him?" Don't you think it's a little late to pretend you care about his life, hon? Trip tells him that they have located Reed's bio-sign ninety meters below the surface. "He's not responding to hails, Captain, but he's alive," Hoshi tells Quantum, who tells them to call Dr. Phlox to the Situation Room. What is this -- West Wing? Quantum turns to his fellow Away Missionaries and says, "If these are the descendents of the original colonists, they've never seen other humans before. We probably looked as strange to them as they did to us."