Enterprise

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Enterprise beams the absconded canister back down to the Away Thream, and Hoshi technobabbles that they'll be able to track it.

Number Three: Sitting in an empty room with no furniture, nothing on the walls, nothing to read, and a recent lobotomy so there's nothing to think about.

Mr. Mugato runs tests. Snake Eyes and Mr. Man storm in and express their annoyance that they couldn't find him. Mr. Mugato makes up a lie about going hunting for tree scarabs, and about shooting their seeker because it was scaring off his prey. Snake Eyes and Mr. Man are annoyed that more tests are being performed, but Mr. Mugato throws his forty-two-year history with the facility in their faces and tells them to shut up. He's pretty drama-queeny about it as well.

Reed and Uh-Oh Hayes lie on their stomachs in the woods and comm Quantum about what's happening around Snake Eyes and Mr. Man's ship. When they sound the all-clear, Quantum darts over to the ship. Reed keeps T'Pol apprised of their movements. Aboard the Xindi shuttle, Quantum plants the altered canister among other kimosabe canisters. Outside the facility, Mr. Mugato stalls for time by asking Mr. Man and Bug Eyes what they need the kimosabe for. Snake Eyes doesn't want to tell him, but Mr. Man tells him they are using it against a "ruthless alien species" who is going to destroy their race. Hee -- I typed "face" there, but it really amounts to the same thing. Over Mr. Man and Snake Eyes's shoulders, Mr. Mugato watches the Xindi shuttle and sees Quantum sneak away. Snake Eyes turns around, a few seconds too late. Mr. Mugato stops stalling them, and they leave. My favorite part of that exchange was when Mr. Mugato facetiously told Snake Eyes that he will miss his company the most.

Quantum comms T'Pol to ask what the status of the Xindi ship is. May-phantom tells him that it broke orbit five minutes ago. Hoshi confirms they're picking up the tracking signal loud and clear.

Number Two: Making an Americandy quilt out of snack-size Almond Joy wrappers, but only after weaving the sewing thread out of discarded snack size Reese's Peanut Butter Cups foil.

Hut. Quantum joins Mr. Mugato for a drink. See how this has come full circle? In the beginning, Quantum wanted to kill Mr. Mugato and wouldn't drink with him. Now, Mr. Mugato has helped him and he's joining him in some alien grog. I AM SO FUCKING BORED!! I can't even sit still any more. Every five minutes I've had to get up and stomp all over the apartment because I can't handle this dying-by-inches show. I'm sure our neighbors are dismissing it as another earthquake. Heh -- Earthquake Keckler. Wait, they don't name earthquakes, do they? That's boring. Everything's boring. I want to kill myself now.

Enterprise

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