MONDO EXTRAS

Picard logs more about the Unimportant To This Episode Mission. He notes that Data's condition is unchanged and they still don't know what's ailing the poor chappie.

We get an up-close and personal view of The Game's playing field. Then, we get a up-close and personal view of Mother Crusher having dozens of little orgasms. Wesley walks in. Can the woman not control herself? "Mom?" Wesley asks. "What are you doing?" "Wesley!" Mother Crusher gasps and breathes hard, "I'm embarrassed to say --" You should be! "This was meant for you," Mother Crusher says, holding up the headset, "but it was so much fun I couldn't resist." Yeah, you couldn't resist so much that now you need ANOTHER change of panties! Mother Crusher tries to entice her son to play the sex game but he's off to play a sex game of his own. He needs to get ready for his date with Lefler. Mother Crusher suggests, "Why don't you invite her here -- we can all play the game together. I can replicate a couple more." That is so many levels of gross, I can't even begin to drink enough to get over it. But I can try. "Mo-om," Wesley says with perfect teenage angst. Mother Crusher seems to back away. Until she tries to force the headpiece on Wesley's head. Freak. Wesley holds her hands away and says he really needs to get ready. Mother Crusher finally backs off and tells him to have a good time. Wesley turns back to his closet and looks puzzled. You want to know something disturbing that I just thought of? Well, tough, you're going to hear it anyway -- given that Mother Crusher is the ship's doctor, she probably gives every new crewmember a full physical when they come on board. Basically, if she wanted to, she could hurl stuff at Wesley if she didn't like his girlfriends. "You know she's not a virgin!" Or "You know she's got herpes!" or "You know those are fake, right?"