Derek Jeter Girl is like, "Come on, you can tell me about her." Which is not hot, in my opinion. Nor is it realistic, no matter how much of a whore you are. Cut to some hot Miutrix action trying to ascertain whether or not Kevin is really Vince's brother. This one is blonde, with a southern accent. She points out that Kevin and Matt...er, "Vince"...don't "look very much alike," which Kevin admits is true. It's because they're only half-brothers, but Kevin says it's because he "has a lot less body fat." For some reason this causes her to giggle seductively. Meanwhile, Turtle is asking Miutrix point blank, "What do I gotta do to get a little?" That's one way to get there, cowboy. "Beg," laughs Miutrix, which is after all the only valid response to that. She also has blonde hair and a southern accent (maybe those are the sisters?), so it's like no matter where you look there's a Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue. Of sorts. "I'd get on my knees, but I'd drown," he says. Because they're in the pool, you know. "Look, it's not like I don't think you're cute, but…I'm just still hoping I'm going to be the one that fucks Vince." Nice. These two were made for each other, although not in a poker-playing facility. Turtle's comeback? "Sweetheart, look around. Vince is gone. So is your sister, and your best friend. Come on, just make out with me, and I'll show you where Vince eats breakfast." And honestly? She's just as screwed as she would be any other way, so she acquiesces. I really hope it's not so she'll get to see the breakfast nook, because I don't know how you spell the word for "whore squared."