Turtle asks if Vince is "going to get killed for going on Kimmel," kind of throwing off the joke, but Debi pulls it back onto the center line, shooting out immediately, "You might get killed for being a little asshole." Debi finally explains to Vince -- and us -- who and what she is, and Vince calls her by name, so now we're all on the same page. She is Vince's publicist, Shauna, who didn't exist until this very scene. And the approval I gave the boys for not running around all insane in the kitchen? Taken back. The camera gets dizzy from all their pointless running around. People exit the right side of the screen and reappear on the left, it's like a Three Stooges skit. Only there are four of them. Vince, who's in some kind of young male movie star estrus this week, attacks her neck, and she slams him for it. What the hell? She's cool, though, because Vince tells Eric she's sexy when she's pissed and she agrees, offhandedly, and gives him some clothes to try on. Turtle and Drama start trying to advise Debi on the clothes she's picking out, all Dipshit Eye for the Cooler Guy, and she of course blows them off. I really hope this Turtle/Drama alliance doesn't become status quo, although now that I think about it, it pretty much already has. Gross.

Eric bitches at them for trying to take advantage of the clothing stuff for their own purposes, and Turtle calls him a "cheap fuck" since Vince gets all his clothes for free. More whirling around and clothes flying everywhere and people spitting out their lines and it's like that weird part in The Women where the whole movie turns into a fashion show and they're making me dizzy. Turtle whizzes by, talking about how Shauna should get him on a talk show, because he'd "kill," and she offers to get him on "Springer: Fat Little Horny Fucks And The Women That Despise Them." Shauna's lines are only about half as witty, sharp, clever, dry, or whatever as the writers think they are, but Debi Mazar is about twice as good as she needs to be, on this show, so it balances out. This character's like a stand-in for Katharine Hepburn, like they were like, "Something kind of hard-as-nails, kind of old-school, kind of Jennifer Jason Leigh in Hudsucker but without the weird talking, like a Lois Lane of the entertainment biz kind of thing. People love that!" but then they forgot to actually follow through. Drama laughs at the Springer line, and Shauna trains her spleen on him: "What are you laughing at? Maybe I'll get you on Montel with Don Swayze, Joey Travolta, and the other retarded star siblings." Waiter, there's a fourth wall in my eye. Except for how Montel was cancelled the same week as the moon landing.