The girl turns around, and I'm 90% sure it's Lisa from Big Brother 3, who won $500,000 and may or may not have given it away to a charity or something, I don't remember, because I found her boring. And regardless of the disposition of the money, it's clear she needs some now, because she's on my TV. If it's her, she looks great here, in a backless, flowy lavender dress. Very red carpet for a boxing match -- I hope she sat well back. If it's not in fact Lisa, whoever she is looks great and a little bit like Alanis's younger sister. She turns and attacks and after a second realizes she should totally be humping Vince's leg, so she does.
Cut to the boys, Possibly Lisa, and this other girl who looks kind of like Meadow's friend Hunter only ickier, walking into some very cool-looking bar place with very high ceilings. Icky Hunter girl is wearing a weird black pleatherette kind of dress with very straight boxy lines and she looks like if my bedroom curtains had big fake tits. No, you know what? She looks like Paula Jones. Like Paula Jones and Sweetums the Muppet and wearing my bedroom curtains with big fake hard tits. And this is who little Probably Lisa's hanging out with? No wonder she's hanging all over Vince. Maybe she's going to squat in his cavernous pool room and try to figure out how to come up with some money. I just hope she doesn't want to use the bathroom, because there's just the one, you know.
Ari! Ari jumps out of nowhere and asks how they liked the seats, because as established, Ari gets tickets for you. Although sometimes he puts poisonous ink on them that kills you slowly and mysteriously and nobody can tell how it happened except for Hetty Wainthrop and Dominic Monaghan. "Two very slow white men! I apologize, but goddamn there was some blood!" Oh my God. Ari really is my soulmate. I fucking knew it. "If you see Rob Schneider, tell him you bought those seats." I don't think I get that joke -- something sleazy Ari did to cheat Rob out of the tickets? -- but I do know that mentioning Rob Schneider is just exactly like mentioning David Faustino, only funnier, because WHY ARE YOU FAMOUS? Really long, uncomfortably long overhead shot of a dessert tray. The guy's holding it up toward the sky as he works his way through the crowd, so young Hollywood doesn't accidentally get hit with any stray carbs. The nerd-chic guy from before is explaining something else to somebody else and you can almost hear him. So is he famous or what? He looks kind of like Rhett the metrosexual producer from Joe Schmo, that same kind of thoughtful-yet-businesslike vibe, like that "Tina Brown's America" thing this show has been giving us each week, pretending that at least half of all producers aren't kind of nasty-looking and so they all look like hip, frisky young ad execs. Anyway, he seems cool. And very explainy. Ari orders three tequilas. I settle for the whole bottle because I'm scared of getting blindsided.