Ari comes out and says something stupid and his cute highlights are gone, but he's still Jeremy Piven, so I guess it just means we should take him more seriously. Kevin Dillon and Turtle wait outside, and Kevin stage-whispers to remind Vince that he has no representation, and Vince gives him a little bit of a thumbs-up instead of whispering back, "You have less talent than Duncan Nutter and less sex appeal than Paula Poundstone and you will never have representation in this town." Nice guy. Vince and Eric head into Ari's office. Back on the couch opposite Anna's desk, Turtle seems to be braiding a lanyard. Maybe it's a Kabbalah lanyard. Kevin wants him to help him get off book for his Vagina thing, and Turtle is kind of laughingly into it and it's sweet. Kevin Dillon asks what I hope is an extremely rhetorical question about "if your vagina could talk, what would it say in two words," which is not the awesomest thing about The Vagina Monologues, because the awesomest thing about The Vagina Monologues is when Eve Ensler asks if your vagina got dressed, what would it wear. But that's not a setup for a Turtle joke, it's a setup for a Buffy wardrobe joke or possibly another Macy Gray fallout joke. So what would Turtle's vagina say, in two words? He flaps the book open and closed in Kevin's face and says, of course, "Eat me," in a vagina voice that sounds like Elmo. The weird thing here is that it seems like the usual totally-belabored setup to a lame joke pattern that this show uses so often, except...The Vagina Monologues is, as the name implies, about what your vagina might say, and one of the questions was what it would say in two words. So it's lame, and five generations too late to be relevant, but it's not as gibberishy as usual. So that's cool.