A goat? Is a sherpa a goat? Watch Zoolander, you classless piece of trash. We pull up to this huge folly of a house and there are goats in the yard. Goats! Always funny! Eyeballs sideways! Pot is so funny! And goats! "Even the carpet's made of hemp, it's cool," says Fiona. I like that she has a personality, even though I would fucking hate this girl in real life. But it's really a huge step, for this show, to have this girl with an independent existence of any kind whatsoever. I'm starting to like her and I'm not sure it's just on principle. The actor is a cutie too, she's funny. She has good comedic timing, especially with the bad dialogue she has to navigate. They all go into this huge weed garden with big bootie hos growing weed like some weird episode of Star Trek. Up walks fucking Val Kilmer, who you would find hard to recognize at first. I still wish this were David Duchovny because he's likeable. Val's got a lot of hair happening, like a big old hippie bullshit sherpa, and he hugs and oozes all over Fiona and calls her some bullshit "channeled name" and I pray to God and little tiny elves that this is not the rest of this episode with pot humor and funny high people and Val Kilmer, who I kind of hate anyway, with the elbow and the teeth and the sleaze, but I already have this feeling it is going to be. I don't judge, but I know that when you're not high, nothing about high people is funny. To me, anyway. Val calls Fiona an ancient wisdom giver and then sniffs her ancient armpit giver and then recognizes Drama as an ancient Viking Quest giver and Drama has to tell him it got cancelled seven years ago and then I think Dillon's trying to be "sad" but it looks like he's about to kiss Val Kilmer. Gay bomb, I'm telling you. It's a scorcher! Val's bummed out by this news, but I'm just happy for the VQ shout-out. He's got a lot of tics, Val Kilmer. Acting-wise, I mean. Turtle and Drama snap off a few leaves of pot and put them in their pockets.
Episode Report CardJacob Clifton: B- | 1340 USERS: B-
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