Luka meets with Alex's principal in the darkest office ever. I know schools are suffering from budget cuts, but could they not pay the electric bill? The principal explains that he doesn't think this is a big deal, but that "the school board has a zero-tolerance approach to what they consider pornographic." Luka is shocked, so the principal holds up a copy of Maxim and says that Alex brought it to school to show the other kids. Luka stifles a giggle. The principal points out Luka's name on the mailing label ["ew, Luka subscribes to Maxim? Now I like him a lot less. I'd still French him, though" -- Wing Chun], and asks if Luka's the stepfather. Luka says he is not, exactly. The principal asks if Luka takes an active role in child-rearing. Luka says that he drives Alex around and plays sports with him. Luka says he's been living with Alex and his mom, but then admits that they've only been doing so for about a week. I refuse to believe that this is the worst home situation the principal has ever heard about. Yes, Luka needs to consider exactly what role he plans to play in Alex's life, but come on. The principal is acting all shocked and disapproving.