The rolling of the credits gives me time to put both Sars and the Kids Help Phone on speed dial.
Back at the piano bar, Mark "Mt. Baldy" Greene and Elizabeth "Broken English" Corday are very tunelessly singing Billy Joel's "Piano Man." If this is the calibre of "comic" "relief" I can look forward to, I'll be the one with a pulmonary embolism before the hour's out. At the table, Isabel "Mama" Corday and David "Holling" Greene quietly dis their progenies' complete lack of musical talent. Fortunately, we don't have to suffer through much of the doctors' performance, as first Elizabeth's, and then Mark's pager goes off.