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Chaos Theory

Pratt, grunting loudly, picks up a wheelie thing and bashes it through the glass of the blood bank. Once inside, he realizes the cooler door is locked, but a quick rifle through the drawers indicates that the very intelligent people who run the place safeguard the blood by keeping a key someplace obvious. It might as well have been in a sock under the mattress.

Outside, the health department official, Lutz, screams at Kerry that she absolutely cannot let anyone back into the operating room. “They’re already in there,” Weaver snaps. Gallant trots up and interrupts to say that all the local hospitals claim they’re maxed out and can’t take any more of County’s patients. Lutz butts in to remind Kerry that she’s cheesed about the OR reopening. “He’s the chief of staff,” Weaver replies coolly. “You’ll need to stop the replantation team by force.”

Colin’s gurney arrives downstairs, and his fiancée notices. “Colin, can you hear me?” she shrieks, sprinting to his side. “Can I ride with him?” Colin shoots her a “What the fuck, Chuck?” look and sputters, “Get her the hell away from me. She’s not my fiancée, she’s freaking psycho!” Gallant restrains her as she wails, “We’re soulmates!” I knew it. I knew the day would come when Dawson’s Creek drove the youth of America irretrievably insane. People besides Sars and Jessica, that is. Colin screams that she ran him off the road and into a bus. “I was upset, but I’m not now,” she says by way of apology. “I’ll take care of you!” Gallant just stares at her.

Weaver tracks down the chopper pilot and asks how bad Romano really is. He gulps. “Bad,” he breathes. She stops walking and briefly lets sadness seep into her eyes.

Pratt returns, armed with four units of O-negative. The doctors agree that the chopper did a gorgeous job – really lovely and clean – of disarming the Rocket. Suddenly, Chen freaks. “I think I lost a pulse,” she says. Luka stares at her. “Either you did or you didn’t,” he says flatly. Hee. “I can’t feel it,” she panics. Can somebody give her a hand? Luka calls for immediate CPR as Pratt administers the first two units of blood.

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