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Heathen: B- | 532 USERS: B-
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Dear Abby

Romano barges into Dr. Kerry "Intolerable Cruelty" Weaver's office and pretends he didn't know he'd be interrupting. Weaver's on her feet, and her hair's darker, almost brown. I miss the red. There are also two other people in her office, so Romano feigns embarrassment and swings around to greet them such that Go-Go-Gadget Hook knocks everything off Weaver's desk and onto the floor. "I'm not good at using this thing," he explains. "Maybe if workers' comp covered a myoelectric device...what, do I have to pay for the damn thing myself?" He turns to the two strangers and says, in total false joviality, "Hey, it'd make a damn good news story, don't you think? 'Amputee Surgeon Has to Pay For His Own Arm To Work In The Hospital Where He Lost It.'" Weaver tightly remains calm and informs him that this really isn't the best time for Go-Go-Gadget Vengeful Acts. "Fine, I have a lot of patients to see in the ER," Romano shouts shrilly. "That's where using this hook gets kinda dicey. Really. Wish me luck! Hopefully I won't take someone's [toe] out with this thing." Ohhhh, TPTB. See that? I caught that. I'm onto you. Make no mistake. My toes of hate are watching you like a hawk. On his way out, Romano allows his Go-Go-Gadget Gouger to take a chunk out of the top of Weaver's end table.

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