Luka chases hot Dr. Dorsett down the hall, and it's a two-shot of them, and it's officially the prettiest thing on the show this season. Luka's trying to convince him to help with the surgery, and Dorsett is trying to refuse, citing his hot date with the brunette in radiology. "Oh, you'll be disappointed," Luka says glibly. He rushes ahead with his pitch, but not before Dorsett digests this and looks really surprised, and kind of impressed that Luka rivals him for Man-Whore of the Year. It's by far my favorite moment of the show this season. Luka tells Dorsett he's got primary surgeons lined up from other hospitals, but that he needs a County team to support them. "Some dying kid's desperate mom stuck him aboard a plane, huh?" Dorsett smirks. "That's almost enough to pluck at my heartstrings which, I might add, are notoriously unpluckable." The elevator opens. Dorsett stops and whispers, "I'll really be disappointed?" Luka nods vigorously. "Trust me," he says. Oh, you dog. Woof. Here, hump my leg. Dorsett smiles and enters the elevator. As the doors close, he twinkles, "Will Corday be scrubbing in?" Luka looks happy.
Outside the hospital, Susan and Chuck review the annulment paperwork. They're choosing a reason. It's cute.
Chuck: Fraud. Ever fake anything?
Susan: No, you?
Chuck: No, I'm just a screamer. Unacknowledged prior marriage?
Susan: Right, like either of us is a bigamist.
Chuck: I have an uncle who's a Mormon.
Chuck: Under the age of legal consent?
Susan: Don't I wish.
Chuck: Don't I wish.
They come to the "we were drunk/stoned out of our minds" clause and agree that this is the winner. "Which one of us was trashed?" Chuck asks. Susan shrugs that they can share the honor. "No, let me be the gentleman this one last time," he cracks. "I don't recall any precedent for that," she chuckles. Then, without ceremony, Susan signs the papers and they are officially no longer married. "Unknotting the bonds of love," Chuck proclaims. "Or impetuous lust." Susan snickers that it's something in between, and dashes off to a trauma with the order that Chuck call her when they're divorced.
The new patient is a forty-three-year-old douchemonkey named Jennifer who is incredibly stupid because she (a) went to a Botox party, and (b) had it injected in her neck, where it swelled things up enough to keep her from swallowing properly. Luckily, this shouldn't affect her social life, because anyone that uptight is definitely more of a spitter.