Surf shop. Ella is still with the mythical Janet, getting fed whatever herbs the woman is pimping, while her parents pay attention to the evil child. Rachel trails somberly behind her parents. "What's she going to do with a surfboard in St. Louis?" Elizabeth hisses. Alex Kingston looks great, by the way -- she's in an orange tank top that's a flattering color on her, and some khaki pants that show off how well she's shed her pregnancy weight. Mark figures Rachel can let the surfboard gather dust in the garage; apparently, he just wants to do this for her, perhaps so that she can talk to the surfboard when she needs advice, and pretend it's Mark. This would never work, obviously, given that the surfboard is by far too animated to play the role of Mark. Elizabeth notices Rachel's glum and rude attitude, and nudges Mark. "Has she been like that the whole time?" she asks. Mark confirms this. "Lucky you," Elizabeth mutters. They enter the surf shop.
Episode Report CardHeathen: F | 738 USERS: C+
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