Luka wonders what the tail was attached to. "Believe me, you don't want to know," sniffs Dr. Michael "Back in the Cast Again" Gallant. Because he is here. Did I forget to mention that? He didn't appear to have his hand in any bodily cavities and he didn't have floppy white cleavage, so he didn't register much in the last scene. Susan stumbles upon a huge black bag sitting on the trauma-room floor, and Carter realizes that Cruella left it there. Abby can't believe Cruella would forget her stuff after going on and on about how expensive it all is. Wow, it's like the writers are trying to save me the trouble of ripping on them. Heh. Losers. "What does she have in this thing?" Susan muses, heaving it up onto a table. Luka smirks that he isn't interested, but Susan and Abby are, and wave off Carter's attempt to grab the bag and return it to Cruella. None of the men is interested, but the girls can't resist taking a peek, so they unzip the thing.
BagCam. Susan and Abby stare into it. "Whoa," Abby says. "Nobody could actually use that, could they?" They point. They giggle. Luka appears for a laugh. Then Snotty Carter scolds them for touching a patient's private property, yet gawks for a bit himself. They stare down the barrel of BagCam and laugh, and laugh, and laugh. I think they're laughing at us. They're looking at us and saying, "We are actually making you watch us stare at you." Abby finally reaches inside the bag and pulls a cord, which rapidly inflates a naughtily clad woman-doll.
This pulls us back out to a normal shot. Susan squeals, because she's never seen a plastic before, or balloons, or fishnet. Abby throws the doll at Gallant while Susan snorts some more. The girls rummage until they find a "big purple thing" with some kind of mystery on-off switch that, when triggered, creates a vibrating noise. Two guesses as to what the object is! Except Abby and Susan act like they've never seen a vibrator before, and grab the giant black-harnessed dildo so they can lob it at Luka and squeal. He catches it with aplomb and studies it, totally amused. "That does not occur in nature," chuckles Abby. Of course it doesn't. Most penises aren't detachable. Susan picks out a black mask and turns to Carter. "Oh, Carter," she says teasingly, chasing after him with the thing. Abby dons a choker, picks up a feathered crop, and says, "Should I quit my day job?" As she whirls around, Weaver rushes in and catches the Ship of Fools steaming along at full tilt. Gallant lets the doll sag to the floor, so that its face is right in his guilty crotch.