The polka of Wacky Sexcapade Tomfoolery plays as they treat Kane. Apparenly there's a tail on his costume. "Pure horsehair," Cruella says proudly. The scene goes on for quite a while, as it's hammered home that (a) Kane doesn't want to remove the mask; (b) Kane is in pain; (c) The dominatrix is German-sounding; and (d) Sex is funny and naughty. Kane screams. "Buck up, vimp," sneers Cruella. Susan assures Kane that he's just suffering from a bruised bum, and prescribes morphine. Luka enters. "Is that a tail?" he asks bemusedly. "Pure horsehair," Abby smirks. Carter notices that Cruella's middle finger is bent back at an unnatural angle and offers to send her off for an x-ray, but she refuses to leave because Kane's decked out in so much expensive sex leather. Carter warns Cruella that it'll hurt a lot if he sets it on the spot, and that she'll need a splint for six weeks. "Can I vear it over my glove?" she twinkles maniacally. Carter reiterates the prospect of pain, and she just stares at him as if to say, "Pain is orgasm." So he shrugs and cracks her finger back into place with a bone-crunching noise while Cruella stares at him in ecstasy. This is probably the best orgasm Carter's ever given a girl. "Ooooh," he shudders with a tinge of awe. Finally, they send Kane to the x-ray room, in case anyone's still paying attention to this part of the scene. I'm not, really.
Luka wonders what the tail was attached to. "Believe me, you don't want to know," sniffs Dr. Michael "Back in the Cast Again" Gallant. Because he is here. Did I forget to mention that? He didn't appear to have his hand in any bodily cavities and he didn't have floppy white cleavage, so he didn't register much in the last scene. Susan stumbles upon a huge black bag sitting on the trauma-room floor, and Carter realizes that Cruella left it there. Abby can't believe Cruella would forget her stuff after going on and on about how expensive it all is. Wow, it's like the writers are trying to save me the trouble of ripping on them. Heh. Losers. "What does she have in this thing?" Susan muses, heaving it up onto a table. Luka smirks that he isn't interested, but Susan and Abby are, and wave off Carter's attempt to grab the bag and return it to Cruella. None of the men is interested, but the girls can't resist taking a peek, so they unzip the thing.
BagCam. Susan and Abby stare into it. "Whoa," Abby says. "Nobody could actually use that, could they?" They point. They giggle. Luka appears for a laugh. Then Snotty Carter scolds them for touching a patient's private property, yet gawks for a bit himself. They stare down the barrel of BagCam and laugh, and laugh, and laugh. I think they're laughing at us. They're looking at us and saying, "We are actually making you watch us stare at you." Abby finally reaches inside the bag and pulls a cord, which rapidly inflates a naughtily clad woman-doll.