Eddie's OR. Elizabeth asks Shirley to rub her back. Shirley complies. Elizabeth continues operating, between orgasmic moans of pleasure. Romano watches for a moment from the door, and then enters, saying, "I'm sorry, this must be the day spa -- I was looking for the OR." Heh. Elizabeth patiently says that everything's under control, and Romano replies, "I hope so -- you've been in here long enough!" Elizabeth says, "I've repaired the liver, the diaphragm, and now the IVC." Hey! That's a lot more surgery than she told Mark she'd be doing. What a liar! Just kidding -- I don't care. Romano asks about the defect to the ascending colon. She asks where. He doesn't answer. She roots around in Eddie's guts, and then sighs, "I hadn't fully run the bowel yet." Romano replies, "Or maybe this is too big a case, given your delicate condition." Her voice breaking with impotent anger, Elizabeth sniffs, "We were doing perfectly well until you came in, thank you." He asks, "Are you crying?" "No!" she lies. "We don't cry in the OR!" he Tom Hankses, adding, "That's what the ladies' room is for." Elizabeth insists that she's not crying. Romano says she won't mind if he scrubs in, then.
At the desk, Randi puts lipstick on one of the girls from the bus. Mark asks Randi where Dr. Dave is. Randi snorts, "He's with his new fan club." "As if!" protests Lipstick. Mark tells Randi to find him. Carter hurries up to tell Mark that some of the kids on the bus had a can of solvent. "They were huffing?" Luka street-lingoes for those of us who've never seen a PSA before. Luka says, "Great -- I've got a pregnant girl." Mark asks Carter what they were using; Carter says he doesn't know: "They just held a rag over my patient's face and forced him to take a hit." Mark says that the tox screens are negative, and Carter exposits that solvents don't show up on tox screens. Luka says that they have to find out what they were huffing. Mark adds that he thinks he knows where to start looking. Carter concludes by saying that they should try to do it without implicating Stuart: "He's a little afraid of payback." Another girl has joined Randi and Lipstick at the desk. "Tell him," Randi prompts the new girl (I'll call her Barrettes). Barrettes announces, "Dr. Dave was talking to me, and he fell asleep in the chair." "Now he's drooling," adds a disgusted Lipstick.