Neela and Abby are at the Jumbo Mart. Is that even what it's called, or did I just make that up? You know what? I don't care. Anyway, Neela is complaining about how idiotic she felt for mooning over Luka that way. Abby thinks Neela's crush is weird. Neela argues that crushes are, by nature, idealized and unrealistic. Abby reminds Neela of her crush on her instructor that ended up in S-E-X. Neela says dryly, "My God, you're right. It's a pattern. I'm a slut for authority." I love when Neela is sarcastic. Neela asks Abby about Jake, and Abby denies that there's anything going on. They realize that Neela's hung up on her supervisor and Abby's hung up on her subordinate, and Abby comments that she is the "yin to [Neela's] yang." Neela wonders what they should do, and Abby suggests that they ignore it and hope it goes away. She concludes (not believing it herself), "Denial works!"
Luka tells Sam to administer a drug to a patient. Sam, who is running around with an armload of charts, snarls at him that she'll get to it later. Carter asks if Angela's biopsy results are in yet, and Sam says more kindly that Dubenko is on his way down. Neela walks in and asks about some more test results, and Sam bitches that they've been sent off, and runs out of Admit. Wow, she's pleasant to work with. Luka watches her go and sighs. Break up with her! You don't make each other happy! You don't even like each other! She's not that pretty and she's not that special!