Neela walks up to Luka and breathily says that Susan ordered her to present to him today. Luka curtly says, "Okay." Neela wonders if he'll show her the femoral tear procedure he mentioned, and Luka awkwardly grabs a chart. Neela stands so close to Luka that he bumps her when he turns around, and then sends her off to deal with the most unsexy chart he could find: infected anal fissure. Works for me. I mean, that it's not sexy, not that I like infected anal fissures. Although that is totally the name of my all-girl punk band.
Shane West and Carter examine Angela, as Graham complains that his wife (Patty, natch) is going to kill him. Patty is overprotective, and she and Graham are separated. Shane West asks if Angela takes any medications, and Graham reels off a whole list, and then it comes out that Angela has polycystic kidney disease and had a kidney transplant the previous year. Um, wouldn't that be something you'd mention up front? It seems pretty major. Graham explains that Angela was on the UNOS list for seven years, but that she has a rare blood/antigen type, and then she finally got big enough that Graham could donate his own kidney to her. Carter is impressed that Graham did that. Shane West asks about any other medications, and Graham says she's on an anti-seizure drug because her kidney disease caused an aneurysm. Haleh says that Patty is on her way there. Carter listens to her chest and hears crackles. Shane West looks at the EKG with concern, and Carter starts ordering drugs. Graham asks what's going on, and Carter says that she might have hyperkalemia. Graham doesn't think it's possible, since she had a transplant so that her kidney function should be fine. Luka pokes his head in and asks to see Carter.
Outside, Luka asks if Carter will trade Shane for Neela. Carter, of course, wants to know why, and Luka just asks Carter for a favor. Carter is fine with taking on "the Punjabi Powerhouse" (a phrase which seems more than a little forced). Carter leaves, and Neela approaches. Luka informs her that she'll be working with Carter today. Neela doesn't understand, and Luka just says she's needed in Trauma, and runs away quickly. Neela looks disappointed.
Abby and Jake examine Sex Guy's x-ray (say that three times fast) and confirm a pelvic fracture. Sex Guy asks if he'll be okay, and Jake tells him that he doesn't need a cast or surgery, but will require rest and pain medicine. Abby tries delicately to say that he'll have to be "careful" for a few weeks. Like he needs to use a condom? You're a doctor, Abby. Spell it out. She does, clarifying that he'll need to be abstinent. Jake adds that it's the safest sex of all. Sex Guy can't believe it, like, is he an animal? It's just a few weeks. He'll be so doped up on pain meds that he won't care anyway. Abby explains that any pressure on his pelvis will mean a return trip to the hospital. Sex Girl latches onto this explanation, and asks if they can try other positions. Buy a vibrator, honey. Or, you know, go back to your husband. Abby smiles but snips, "Get yourself a sex-pack, a copy of the Kama Sutra, and shoot out the lights." She walks off and Sex Guy asks if she's offended. Probably more like grossed out.