Carter and Luka walk to Ike's for the party. Luka takes a phone call during which he assures someone that they're on their way. Luka tells Carter to act surprised. Luka opens a door and they walk in. When everyone yells "surprise," Carter laughs and says that they got him.
Shane is making out with Jessica as she sits on the deck railing, and even if I didn't know that the deck was about to collapse tragically, I still wouldn't sit on the railing three stories up. Because I am a wuss. Nick walks out and tells Shane that his friend is puking inside. Oh, Morris. Shane reluctantly walks away from Jessica, but not before telling her to stay there and she promises not to move. Oh, foreshadowing. How thy art a heavy object not unlike a barbell or possibly anvil. Preggo asks Nick to join her outside, and he promises to join her shortly.
Shane finds Morris puking into a garbage can and mumbling to himself. Morris says that he admires Shane, because everything comes so easy to him. Morris adds that people don't expect much from Morris himself, and most of the time he proves them right, which is why he wanted Chief. Shane says that things aren't that easy for him either, but that he's better at faking it. Morris takes this in, and it makes him puke because it's so trite. Or because he's wasted. Shane heads off to get him some water. Just as Shane is about to step onto the deck, Morris hollers to get some aspirin too, causing Shane to pause. And then that pause saves him from being caught in the deck collapse, which is pretty awesomely filmed. All of a sudden the people near Shane just drop out of frame. The angle switches to outside as each floor takes out the one beneath it in pancaking fashion. Shane and the others on the third floor rush to the doorway to see what just happened, and Baby Daddy screams for Preggo. And hey! Jessica is still sitting out there on the railing, which didn't collapse. She calls to Shane, but before she can grab onto a beam or something, the railing gives way and she falls to the ground, landing on top of the mass of humanity and pressure-treated lumber already there.