Wendall talks to Mi-Cha about her high school's football team as Abby watches. Carter walks in and stands near the baby. Do you get it? THE BABY! And Carter's BABY just died! Mi-Cha reveals that some of her friends have boyfriends, but that she doesn't. I think the actress playing Mi-Cha is, like, twenty-five, and her idea of playing younger is to hunch her shoulders up under her ears and use a baby voice. It's annoying. Abby asks about Mi-Cha's parents and her curfew, and Mi-Cha says she has to be home for her brother, because she takes care of him. He's twenty-three. Wendall, Abby, and Carter all look up like, "Oh, shit. Incest." Wendall pursues the brother angle. Abby asks what they do together, and Mi-Cha gets all defensive and asks if she can take a nap. Abby tells her to get some rest, and they all leave.
Carter the rocket scientist suggests that they check out the brother. You think? Abby says that Mi-Cha's mom is still waiting, and Wendall says that she'll talk to her, and that they can designate the baby as a Safe Haven if necessary. Carter is all upset that they're going to put the baby in foster care when there's a mother and grandmother right there. Abby points out that the mother won't acknowledge the baby, and that they don't know anything about the family circumstances. Seriously. If they do suspect that the brother is the baby's father, do they really want to send the baby home with them? Carter thinks they should find out more. Wendall reminds Carter that he can't break confidentiality.
Carter walks the Stride of the Righteous down the hall as he goes to save the baby. Because he couldn't save his own baby! But he can sure as hell save this one! Carter thinks Mrs. Pak is reasonable and concerned. He bursts into the family room and asks Mrs. Pak if she's noticed any changes in Mi-Cha's condition. Mrs. Pak hasn't, and wants to know what's wrong. Carter asks if she knew her daughter was pregnant. Mrs. Pak is like, "Blink, blink." Abby and Wendall are like, "Bastard!" Carter says that this morning, Mi-Cha gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. Mrs. Pak says that her husband will flip, and asks how long Mi-Cha has to stay there. Carter says it'll be a couple of days. Mrs. Pak just walks out of the room. Carter stands up, in disbelief that his brilliant plan didn't work out.