Allison catches him on his way out to thank him for coming through for her and everyone else today, and they have a moment before Jack has to ask the inevitable question about her and Stark. Allison giggles but remains noncommittal, saying "maybe" and "I think so" about whether or not she'll accept Stark's proposal. Ever the gentleman, Jack says he'll be there for Allison no matter what she decides. Even if he doesn't want to be. They laugh and have chemistry. But no one sweats in this awkward moment as they're all wearing DEGREE ABSOLUTE PROTECTION DEODERANT AND ANTI-PERSPIRANT. TRY SOME TODAY!
And back at Café Diem, which you would never know was the site of a killer drone attack earlier that day, Allison asks Stark if he was serious when he threatened to leave GD if Allison wasn't working there with him. He says he was, and he knows they can make a marriage work this time. With that, Allison accepts his proposal. She sits on his lap and Stark orders a bottle of champagne from Vincent. At least someone got to enjoy champagne this week.
The camera pans to Jack, entering the restaurant to pick Zoe up from her first shift now that she's been allowed to work again. He apologizes for being late, and Zoe tactlessly says "I'm afraid you are," while looking over at Allison and Stark. Jack turns to see them making out as Vincent brings over the champagne. He's sad but accepting. Allison doesn't bother to look over at him.
But that's not all! Goofy, yet ominous, music plays as Eva settles into her new office. Alone, she opens up a small case and pulls out a vial with a blue fluid inside, which she then stares at with her eyes narrowed. I don't know why she's acting so suspicious. Surely it's just the latest from those hard working scientists at DEGREE, working to give you, the consumer, the BEST in ABSOLUTE PROTECTION from body order and unwanted sweat. Now if only they could find a way to protect us from unwanted product placement.
You can read more from Sara Morrison at L.A.me, which she occasionally updates when she isn't too busy applying DEGREE DEODORANT AND ANTIPERSPIRANT for the very best in underarm protection. Or you can try your luck emailing her at saramorrison@gmail.com with news that some Nigerian king died and she stands to gain ten percent of his fortune if she hands over her bank account info.









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