Eureka

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Two Suns, One Hot Mess

Kylie gets to go to GD next, as Zane runs a meeting about the mini-sun and how it's turning into a "red supergiant," which means it's "blowing up - big time." "Not my fault entirely!" Kylie adds. Ugh. I'm starting to hate her more than I hate Product Placement. In fact, you might say I hate her with the fire of a thousand mini-suns. Henry adds that they've only got a few hours before the situation becomes "critical." Allison asks what they can do. Zane says they can try firing a missile full of ion atoms at the sun's core, which will cause it to implode. Carter has to play the dumb ass, so he asks if that's a good thing. It is. Eva wants to know what will happen if that plan doesn't work. Silly Eva -- it always works! But she doesn't like the answer from Zane and Henry that Eureka will be Supernova-ed off the face of the planet and demands that they evacuate the town immediately. Allison says they're doing that, but at the same time, they want to try to save their precious advanced research facility and Zane and Henry have already made great strides into doing just that. Eva doesn't care: "towns can be rebuilt. People can't." Hmm ... could this situation be hitting a little bit too close to home for Eva? Carter says they're multi-tasking, patting himself on the back for using such a science-y word. Eva isn't impressed and says she won't allow anyone to risk his life for this. They're all leaving Eureka right now. Allison wonders if Eva wants GD to be eradicated. Carter thinks she just might.

What's big and red and angry all over? The mini-sun! Jo and her Eureka Sheriff's Department issue wife-beater barks orders through Café Diem to the residents to evacuate. Fargo and Vincent, still clad in suits, hand out what appear to be Vote for Vincent evacuation picnic kits. Fargo offers to give Jo a raise after the election if Vincent wins. She offers to taser him. Carter just wants to know how they're able to stand around in suits in 100+ degree weather without a drop of sweat. Vincent gives his well-rehearsed speech about worthy candidates staying cool under pressure. Fargo pulls out the green slime test tube and says he'd be willing to give some of it to Carter for his official endorsement. Without giving up the endorsement, Carter takes the tube because he knows it will be important later.

Eureka

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