We're at GD and this next scene is full of crap product placement so I'm just going to cover the important plot points because like I said, I don't get paid to recap commercials: Zane is developing something that keeps the body cool in the hottest temperatures. For some reason, he has to be surrounded by deodorant to do so.
Eva "jokes" about buying off the mayoral election before asking Allison to give her official second-in-command at GD endorsement to Herrera, because Eva loves him for some reason. Allison won't commit to that, even when Eva says it's important that Herrera be elected because having a GD employee as the mayor will help GD "build a personal relationship with the town" and show them that GD and Eureka are "on the same team." Wait, what? Doesn't almost everyone who lives in Eureka also work for GD? Doesn't Eureka exist because of GD? That's a pretty damn personal relationship already. The only thing the townspeople would be suspicious of now is the woman who forced herself into GD's top position and then fired everyone.
Allison says she's not even sure if she and Eva are on the same team, let alone GD and Eureka. "Of course! I'd like to think we're also friends," Eva says. Yeah, friends who don't invite each other to their failed weddings. There's no way Eva can really think she's Allison's friend. One sincere condolence about the loss of a husband does not a friendship make. Allison tests their newfound fake friendship by asking what's in that bunker under the school. Instead of outright turning her request for information down like she did to Carter last week, Eva pulls Allison aside and says they found bariogenic radiation down there, so Zoe and the gang were "very lucky" not to have been exposed to it. I guess Zoe hasn't thought it pertinent to tell people that the puddle she slipped in last week was freaking purple in color. I'm sure that will never come up again though. Eva says she has no choice but to "thermal clean" the entire bunker. Allison warns her that procedure will destroy any "organic material." Like what, the rats? Since when did Allison like rats so much? Maybe she's been storing Kevin down there or something. But then her concern would indicate that she cares about Kevin these days, so I guess not. Eva leaves to take a call, and Allison makes a call of her own to request some records from some archive.













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