Eureka

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Sara M: D | 1647 USERS: B-
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Two Suns, One Hot Mess

Kylie shows Zoe to her rather lavish clubhouse that I guess her absentee parents gave her to make up for not existing, where she's built a miniature model of the solar system. Except that this is Eureka, so it's, like, an actual tiny solar system, with little planets orbiting in the air. Incidentally, for as smart as Kylie thinks she is, that solar system is not at all to scale. I've been to enough planetariums to know that even if you make Earth the size of like a pinhead, Pluto is still going to be at least a football field away. And don't you tell me that Pluto isn't a planet anymore. Because it IS. Shut up! Noticeably absent from the live model is the sun, and I think we all know where this is going: there's a mini-sun-shaped hole in the clubhouse roof. Apparently, Kylie's calculations were a little off. Even so, Zoe cheers that they'll be getting an A for this. Perhaps not, says Kylie -- she doesn't know how to turn the mini-sun off. Meanwhile, it's been over twelve 90 degree-plus hours since that mini-sun showed up in town and Kylie's only getting around to telling someone else about it now? What's that about?

After the break, Zoe has summoned her father and Henry to the clubhouse, knowing that they are the only people in town capable of actually solving this, or any other, problem. Henry praises Kylie's ability to create a controlled fusion reaction. It's not that controlled, Henry. For example, right now it's hovering above town and making everyone's life miserable. Kylie says it was a pretty simple process, but she and her project partner were a bit off with some calculations. Zoe isn't about to take the fall for this, so she immediately announces that Kylie was the only one making any calculations and she had nothing to do with this hot mess. Furthermore, she's demanding Kylie's resignation from the campaign that Kylie didn't even want to be a part of in the first place so as to keep Lucas free of scandal. Since when did candidates care about being involved in scandals? Carter asks Henry if he can turn the mini-sun off. Kylie chimes in (even though no one asked for her opinion) that the mini-sun was supposed to have dissipated by now. Henry says it must be getting fuel from somewhere, but once the supply is exhausted it should burn itself out.. He goes to his garage to make some random calculations. Kylie invites herself along.

Eureka

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