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            <title>Eureka - Finale, Finally</title>
            <description>What Goes Around Comes Around: It took two years, but Season Three finally comes to an end with an episode about polarity reversals, abandonment issues, and everyone walking in on each other in the middle of a make-out session. </description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:18:13 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - Cored To Death</title>
            <description>Have An Ice Day: Taggart&apos;s triumphant return to the show is marred by bad writing and lame storylines, despite the fact that he brought a deadly ice core with him.  </description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:37:14 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - Memory Lame</title>
            <description>You Don&apos;t Know Jack: Tess&apos;s attempt to make a time capsule wipes most of the town&apos;s memory and gives the writers a great excuse for a clip show. Also, Allison gives birth to another child she&apos;ll forget about without the aid of Tess&apos;s memory device.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:31:59 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - Water, Water Everywhere</title>
            <description>Shower the People: Life just sucks for Henry, and Tess very nearly drowns in her own molecules. Typical day in Eureka.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 10:50:46 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - The Kimmening </title>
            <description>Ship Happens: Henry&apos;s long-lost spaceship returns with a new Kim, and love and viruses are in the air.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:15:50 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - Field of Screams</title>
            <description>If You Build It...: Town teens are taken over by a nightly command to build a landing pad for whoever The Signal belongs to. Despite Allison&apos;s desire to blow the aliens out of the sky, a spaceship lands in Eureka just in time for the episode to end.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:26:58 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - Bowling For Goop</title>
            <description>It&apos;s Not Easy Being Green: A bowling rivalry unleashes a radiation-eating slime monster upon the residents of Eureka. Duncan becomes a hero when he takes Lexi out of town for good.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 10:13:49 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - How I Could Just Kill A Dimension</title>
            <description>Insane in the P-Brane: An annoying new scientist comes to town just in time to get sucked into the fifth dimension with Carter. Lexi gets a storyline.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:52:18 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - Global Dynamics Hates the Law</title>
            <description>Your Face Or Mine: GD puts Carter through a re-certification test from Hell while one of its employees steals Jo&apos;s DNA and commits two acts of false imprisonment, only to be placed on probation for her misdeeds.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:50:16 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - Black Holes and Plot Holes</title>
            <description>Welcome Back, Carter: Sara M recaps as the fired Sheriff Carter is replaced by Fargo&apos;s latest robot creation, which in turn is assassinated -- twice -- by one of Fargo&apos;s earlier robots, a house who would rather manipulate gravity than read the town charter.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 12:22:37 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - Tangled Up In Goo</title>
            <description>From Fear to Eternity: The &quot;mid-season&quot; comes to an end as Zoe&apos;s slip-and-slide in that purple puddle finally reveals its consequences, Carter is trapped in Eva&apos;s bunker-sealing suicide bid, Zane and Jo break up only to get stuck together, Lexi helps no one except herself, Allison has a bun in the oven, and everyone makes such a mess out of things that it takes a seventy-year-old atomic bomb to save the day.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:53:20 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - Two Suns, One Hot Mess</title>
            <description>Here Come the Suns: It&apos;s time to elect a new mayor of Eureka, and everyone wants the job, because that means they might eventually become president. Also, a miniature sun threatens to melt everybody.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:02:57 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - What&apos;s the frequency, Kenneth? </title>
            <description>Phased and Confused: <![CDATA[Jack's phased and confused and the crew is, too.  We want Stark back, Lexi – never bargained for you.  The recycling bossman's first name is Chuck.  <i>Eureka</i> men love Lexi, but the fans say, "You suck!"  Zoë and Zane are stuck underground.  Their surprise chemistry sure will astound.  Captain Eureka's got a terrible crush.  And your substitute recapper turns into a lush.   Da na na na duh duh.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:48:36 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - Stark Raving Mad</title>
            <description>Show Me the Mummy: When Allison has visions of Stark and Fargo has visions of a reanimated Mummy Queen, the sanity of some Eurekans starts to look questionable. But it turns out that the Mummy Queen was just a woman infected with an ancient Egyptian bug larvae that dehydrates its victims until they look like mummies and Stark is just a logic diamond hologram. So its all good. </description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 23:05:19 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - Global Dynamics Almost Destroys the Universe.  Again.</title>
            <description>I Do Over: GD’s time maintenance man traps the universe in a freaking time loop, forcing Carter to re-live Allison’s wedding day over and over again.  He tries to figure out how to restore time’s linear progression before the universe falls apart as Allison and Stark attempt to get married. Carter probably wouldn’t mind interfering with that progression, either.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:56:35 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - Under Pressure</title>
            <description>Best in Faux: From accelerated physics to robot dog shows to molten lava, everyone in Eureka is under tremendous man-made pressure -- including the earth beneath the town itself. Naturally, it falls to Carter and an eccentric geologist (but mostly Carter) to save the day. With an assist from Fifi. </description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:10:03 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - A Delicate Balance</title>
            <description>What About Bob: When a scientist in GD&apos;s hidden underground biosphere goes missing, Jack and Allison go down to investigate and find a not-so-closed ecosystem that&apos;s been thrown out of balance.  Meanwhile, Eva runs around Eureka making horrible changes, like forcing residents to pay for their meals and closing the museum no one went to before redeeming herself by freeing Henry.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:38:45 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Eureka - Degrees of Change</title>
            <description>Bad to the Drone: A vicious corporate rebuilder is sent to Global Dynamics to investigate why the company loses more than it gains just in time for yet another experiment to go wrong as an invisible killer drone is unleashed on the citizens of Eureka. Henry is almost as invisible as the drone, Allison accepts Stark&apos;s proposal, and Jack makes sad faces.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:15:17 -0500</pubDate>
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