Eureka

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Sara M: B- | 1762 USERS: B-
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While Jo enjoys the Café Diem fruitplate, stupid awful Lexi enters the scene and orders something weird from Vince. I don't even know what she said. It sounded like "Fig Newtons" or "big doobies," but those can't be right. Anyway, I don't care. I'd rather that Lexi didn't eat anything at all and starved to death, preferably before next episode. Henry takes a seat with Jo, Lexi and Carter and says he couldn't find the source of the force that knocked the antenna and the trees down. He's not bothered, though, and goes to feel Lexi's belly for signs of baby kickage. Vince hands Lexi a plate of Fig Newtons, so I guess that's what she ordered after all. She just said it like a weirdo. Carter takes issue with the presence of cookies on his table, since his sister was just complaining about gaining all that weight. Lexi says it's all good now, because when she weighed herself today, she'd lost the ten pounds she gained the day before. Yeah, that sounds normal and not weird at all. Hardly bears mentioning. Lexi, you're an idiot. This gives Carter an idea: "what if the trees could get fatter, like Lexi?" he asks Henry. Lexi takes exception to the phrasing of the question. Carter clarifies that he means what if the trees temporarily got really heavy. Henry says trees can't get fat, which earns a glare from Lexi. Shut up, Lexi. You aren't good for anything else on this show but to be the butt of jokes. I miss Stark! Carter says he means a temporary increase in weight, and Henry says yes, a sudden change in weight could cause a tree to fall like that, but since gravity is a constant, that's not very likely. "Is it Eureka possible?" Carter asks. Since that encompasses everything, Henry must agree that it is.

Eureka

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