Warning: Tonight's all new Everwood deals with unplanned pregnancy and the important issues surrounding the subject, such as bad acting, conflicted bleeding-heart doctors, and Catholic guilt. Parental Discretion Is Advised.

We open with Patch and Treat going to some crazy Fred Flintstone Order of the Water Buffalo meeting. Treat asks Patch if they're accidentally in Istanbul. Everyone is wearing a red fez except for Treat. Patch tells Treat he's only there because "Joe Morris," president of the Evewood Brotherhood of the Bighorns Chapter, asked Patch to bring Treat. He says that when Joe asks a favor, you don't question it. Okay. Treat says he's sure there are more worthy candidates than himself. Patch shushes him and tells him to hurry up so they won't miss the pledge. Heh.

Cut to Joe Morris and Treat walking outside, after the meeting. Joe tells Treat he really wants him to join the lodge. Treat says he's flattered that Joe thinks of him as "Bighorn material." They walk up to some stables; Treat dubs them "very Poe." I have no idea what that means. Is somebody going to get walled up tonight? Can it be KateBot? Oh, speaking of whom, she's in the stables brushing her horsie. Daddy Joe introduces Treat to KateBot again, and tells her to get on inside so she don't catch cold. Oh, and Ma is going to give you a good talkin' to about putting frogs in Nellie Olsen's bed, Half-Pint. Treat tells Joe that KateBot is very beautiful and gifted, and that Ephram was envious of her playing at the recital. Joe says she has a great talent..."if she doesn't waste it." Daddy's mean. He goes on to say that she loves horsies, too, and used to spend all of her time in the stables, until boys came into the picture. He says it sort of evilly, though, like he needs to be the only "boy" in KateBot's life, if you know what I mean -- and I think you do. Treat says he doesn't worry about that yet, since Delia still thinks she is a boy. Joe says he didn't know he could feel the hate he does for "these guys." Wow. Treat says they can't all be that bad. Joe tells Treat that he wouldn't feel comfortable telling just anyone this, but "she took up with that piano teacher, Matt...this guy broke her heart." He whispers to Treat more evilly, "He didn't just leave her. He left her PREGNANT." Uh oh. Treat says he had no idea. Joe says he needs someone to take care of it. Treat stutters that he can't. Joe says that Treat isn't like the other backwoods people, and that KateBot's mom can't be involved, because it would break her little heart. Treat tells Joe to bring KateBot to his office the next day, and that he'll talk to her. Joe thanks Treat, and adds, "I really do hope you'll join the Lodge." Sure you do, Joe Evillionaire. Credits.