Abbott House. Rose walks into Amy's room and asks her some motherly question, probably having to do with if she's going to stay in bed all day. Amy tells her mom how stupid she is -- she had the thing everyone wanted, and she just threw it away. "And now Ephram has become STEPHRAM. And you can't just go up to Stephram and be like, 'I'm in love with you again,' especially since she's buying him jackets!" She says she thought she could work the old-school angle, but now she's realizing that she has no angle. Rose: "You love Ephram." Amy: "Mom, yes, keep up!" Hee. Rose says that, considering the history they have, she thinks that amounts to more than a jacket, and she obviously just needs to express her feelings to Ephram in a slightly less anxiety-provoking way than she just described them to her. Amy says it won't be enough to just say it, and besides, this is Ephram -- Grand-Gesture Ephram. "He had his dad perform surgery on my boyfriend while he was in love with me. He wrote my Princeton essay for me. Our first time together..." Rose is all, "Uh, I GET IT. Say no more." Amy says she needs a way to show him how much she loves him, that she remembers everything and isn't going to forget. Rose kisses her crazy daughter on the head and says, "Then you will."