Triple D's crib. Triple D finds Ephram alone in the library. He says, "If it makes you feel any better, I haven't read all of those." Ephram asks him how many he wrote, though. I love a man who loves books. EPHRAM THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO CALL ME UNTIL FALL! I HAVE A REALLY GOOD TAN NOW AND AM VERY CUTE!!!!! I CHECK MY EMAIL ALL THE TIME!! Triple D says he likes to hide out during parties, too, but Treat is the opposite. Ephram says he's never seen his dad "like this." "In his element?" Triple D asks. Ephram: "I usually catch him at his least useful." Triple D says that's too bad. Ephram asks Triple D how he knew that Treat was going to be great. He says that you get to be able to tell with doctors, and tells Ephram a story about a patient he saw years ago who had just come out of surgery. The stitches on the patient were so perfect that he knew the attending surgeon couldn't have done them. When he found out who had stitched the patient up, he found out that a student had closed. And that's how he met Treat. He tells Ephram that he and Delia should be proud of their father. Ephram looks like he just might be. Commercial.

University campus again. Looks like Treat might have found his parking lot after all. He, Ephram, and Delia stand on the edge of it. Delia: "This is the best part?" Hee. Treat tells them that he got a driving lesson in the parking lot once, from a girl "in the dean's office [he] was trying to sweet-talk." On their first date, she got in his car, then drug him to the parking lot and taught him how to drive a standard shift. She told him that "no self-respecting surgeon should be allowed to drive an automatic." Of course, we all know it was Julia, and now Ephram and Delia do, too. Treat holds the keys out to Ephram. "So. You wanna learn?" Ephram's face lights up. He's so cute. I'm so not funny this episode. Why can't it suck just a little bit? Damn you, Everwood, damn you to hell!