On her bed, Bella is exhausted and Tommy's cat is climbing all over her. She picks up the feline, and puts it in the bathroom. Does she really not listen to Marina at all? Then Daphne jumps on Bella's bed and informs her that Bella would have kicked ass. Hot vet Elliot (he of the shared dog custody) alone would have been worth beaucoup pointage. Bella wants Daphne to shut up, Daph wants to enjoy pre-wedding slumber party week. But Bella brushes her off because of her 5:30 AM sea-kayaking date. Daphne says that no dates happen that early, only walks of shame. Then she starts spilling about her celibate pact with Marty and Bella begs to go to sleep. Then there's crashing noises from the bathroom, where the cat has somehow broken the window and escaped.
The sisters then start looking for "Moo," who is missing. I realize that she was going to bed, but she's wearing massive Uggs and a bright yellow hoodie and not much else. I would have put on pajama pants or something... but then again, I'm not Bella. She keeps stumbling around, and wakes up a cranky blonde who yells at her from the window. Bella's all like, "Shut up, my friend's cat is lost." And then Elliot walks out of the blonde's bedroom. Cue jealous eyes and commercial.
Elliot offers to help, but just then Daphne strolls into the courtyard with the kitty. Bella practically runs off screaming. Back in bed, with the cat and Daphne, Bella's speculating that the cat was the guest redhead (gee, ya think?), because she really didn't want to see that. Daphne does her sisterly duty and starts slamming the blonde's flat ass. Bella pretends that she's worried about Rufus' well-being, because it was four in the morning and the dog needs to be attended to at that hour. She just closes her eyes when the alarm goes off.
And a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed Jake is so excited that Bella likes to do stuff. His ex-girlfriend only liked to do dinner and movies. Normal activities for dating, one would say. She must have been a total freak. He realizes that it's karmic payback for being lazy once upon a time. She breathlessly chases after him, trying to get information on his family or job, like you would on a normal date. He gives one-word answers. I've got to give the girl credit for not passing out.
At her shop, Daphne's complaining because Marty won't break their celibacy pact. Which is the whole point of a pact, but that's lost on Daphne. She says that they can do everything but, and it is exhausting. Meanwhile, Bella's struggling to move. Augie calls, he wants to know the name of some girl he went out with in college. Bella refuses to answer. But then calls him back and gives him the name. It is weird that these two are friends. Bella compares Jake to dating the bus from Speed, because he never slows down. Daphne wonders if he's trying to kill Bella.