Farscape
Farscape

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Strega: B | 1143 USERS: B-
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Zhaan, still unconscious, has been pulled into the maintenance bay. D'Argo is fussing with the module and starting to bicker with Chiana. Crichton strolls in and takes in the scene before calmly asking if D'Argo killed Zhaan. D'Argo chuckles and explains that he just, um, tongued her. As it were. Incidentally, we get a rare opportunity to see Zhaan's feet here. She appears to be wearing loafers painted blue to match her skin. It's not a good look. I always thought she'd wear sandals. Anyway, D'Argo claims to know that Zhaan was working with Crichton, while Chiana wriggles in under D'Argo's arm like a puppy. Crichton ignores the accusation and calls them "Gilligan and Mary Ann." Then he muses about whether Chiana's more like Ginger, and says, "I'd have to see you in a Wonderbra to know." Given that Chiana's cleavage is airbrushed on, I think not. Crichton asks, "Where are you guys takin' the Minnow?" I've just formed a new theory: Crichton gradually goes nuts in the course of the show because the poor little overworked translator microbes are getting revenge by frying his brain one neuron at a time. Chiana says they're leaving Moya. Crichton disagrees, and holds up a circuit board: "Afraid it needs this to fly." He adds that he's disabled the hangar doors so that nobody can leave. With that, he exits. D'Argo stares after Crichton while Chiana frets, "He didn't care about Zhaan." She wriggles away from D'Argo and complains, "You said she was working for him." D'Argo stammers in confusion and starts to stroke Chiana's face, but she jumps away and snaps, "Stay back!" She hurries away, and D'Argo's left alone saying, "Um..."

In Command, Aeryn shoves the big desk across the floor to block the door. She tells Rygel that she's not going to steal his food, so he needs to stay alert while she finishes blocking the door. Rygel insists that he's watching her back, and Aeryn grumbles that, with his help, she'll survive an extra 2 microts. Rygel says that he could pop back into the ducts if he wanted. Aeryn asks, "Run away, as always?" Rygel huffs, "I never run away. I strategically maneuver!" Heh. Aeryn draws her gun and takes aim at Rygel, but they're interrupted when Crichton calls the obligatory "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!," and pokes his head around the door and into the room. Aeryn tells him to go away, and Crichton ducks around to the other side of the door as she aims at him. He eyes the barricade and asks, "What's going on? Is this a French Revolution type of thing?" Aeryn keeps her gun trained on him as she tells him to keep out. Crichton admits that he might be crazy, at which Aeryn nods a little like, "Yeah, what else is new?" He insists that he's got a plan, which is also business as usual. He suggests, "We all put our guns down, lock 'em in a closet. That way nobody gets hurt." Aeryn doesn't like it. Crichton wheedles, "Honey, please?" Heh.

Farscape

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