And we fade up onto the sight of an unconscious Aeryn getting dragged down a corridor. Yeah, I don't buy it either, but what're you gonna do? Crichton has collected the entire crew, and tied them to the table, which is still piled high with crackers. He handcuffs Aeryn to one of the table legs and pours some water onto her face to wake her up. Then he wanders over to kick D'Argo in his wounded leg before saying, "Now that we're all here, and so happy, do you think we could all get along for three microts?" D'Argo gets a point for saying, "No." Crichton draws his gun and says, "But D'Argo, I need you understand that crackers don't matter." We have a title! Crichton fires and blasts one of the cracker-piles into crumbs. He giggles crazily for a while and tells them, "Today's assignment is...anyone? Anyone?" He walks over to the door, spins it closed, and gets his Don Pardo on by calling, "A brand-new car!" On the other side of the door, he's written, "T'raltixx." Crichton explains that ever since T'raltixx came aboard, they've been fighting. More than usual, that is. He mentions seeing Scorpius, and yammers and yammers and finally gets to the point, which is that they aren't being affected by the pulsars. Rygel starts to argue, and gets some crackers exploded all over him for his trouble. Crichton says, "We are past the pulsars. So how come we're acting even crazier? Zhaan?" Zhaan gets up from a seat in the back, and grumbles that she's busy. Crichton says, "Yes, yes, private moment #344. Tell them!" Eventually, Zhaan admits that she was more affected when she was near T'raltixx. She dreamily remembers, "He made me feel..." Crichton tells her to go for #345, and asks the others to help him. It's Aeryn's turn to refuse. Crichton makes a "beep-beep-beep" nose as he tracks his gun toward her and then explodes some more crackers onto her. This is kind of hellish to recap, y'know. You try describing that without making hand gestures.
Episode Report CardStrega: B | 1142 USERS: B-
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