Chiana says that Aeryn and Crichton are up to something: "First of all, they don't want me to watch the beacon, and now they want me to watch the beacon!" It is pretty insidious when you look at it that way. Crichton says that he could "give a squirrel's nut" what she watches, and gestures toward her face. Chiana squeaks and shakes away from him. D'Argo pulls Crichton back and asks why they won't show Chiana the message. Crichton tells D'Argo not to touch him, and D'Argo promptly punches him in the face. They're a contrary bunch. Aeryn rushes over and gets in front of D'Argo as she whoas, "Oh, I don't think so." She and D'Argo eye each other as Crichton picks himself up off the floor. Crichton tries to calm things down, saying, "We're fighting over lousy crackers and secret messages that don't exist!" The music gets all swirly like a flashback is going to break out at any second, and Aeryn and D'Argo keep on smirking at each other in that special "I'm about to rip your throat out" way. Crichton continues, "We were never normal, guys...Someone wanna tell me what's happening?" Heh. D'Argo finally turns away and offers a small, "Sorry, John." D'Argo and Chiana cuddle against each other, and Crichton insists that once they're past the pulsars everything will go back to normal. Aeryn opens her eyes really wide and adds, "Chiana, feel free to take a look, or not take a look; I really don't care." Chiana nods and agrees that she'll do whatever she wants. Aeryn gives her a thumbs up and enthuses, "Great!" Chiana heads out, and as she goes Aeryn adds, "You know, I was only trying to--" and then she screams, "-- BE POLITE!" She hurries out through the opposite door. D'Argo asks if Crichton's okay, and, without getting answer, adds, "I'm good," and follows Chiana out.
Episode Report CardStrega: B | 1147 USERS: B-
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