... and then we cut to him being practically carried into a cell. Another dude, light behind him so all we really see is his silhouette, comes rushing up complaining that he doesn't want a roommate. If it's any consolation, dude, I don't think your roommate is going to make much trouble for you at the moment. The guards leave, and the guy screeches at Crichton to move to the other side of the cell. Crichton wearily obliges, and we see that the guy is wearing a metal mask that covers almost the entire right side of his face... oh my God, you guys, it's Stark! I get to recap his historic entrance into the series that he will forever change! This... yeah, I'm not quite selling this one, am I? We get the infamous "my side, your side" chatter from Stark, and then, more calmly, he asks Crichton if he wasn't just in "his" chair as well. Stark goes on that "Scorpy" puts him in the chair over and over and over, and then there's more crazy babbling from Stark as Crichton collapses to the deck and intones, "Danger, Will Robinson. Beware of the chair. Beware of the chair." To quote my beloved Oz from Buffy, that pretty much sums it up.
Episode Report CardCouch Baron: A | 499 USERS: B-
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