Farscape
Farscape

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We return to a lovely view of a planet. And then we pan down, to reveal that we're viewing it from another planet, which I guess means the first planet is actually a gargantuan moon. Or maybe this is the moon. I don't know. If they're both planets it seems like one of them should be crashing into the other one soon. Later on, Ennixx will describe both as planets, but I'm pretty sure she's an idiot. All you really need to know is that the one up in the sky is the sucky place where Crichton found Aeryn, but here, instead of sand and fire, there's a lush park. Aeryn and Ennixx are gardening and talking about Crichton. Ennixx want to know why Crichton mopes around so much. We see him, his back to us, standing near a purple tree. It's difficult not to think he's taking a leak. Aeryn says that something must have reminded Crichton of his time on Moya, but she's sure he'll come around in "a few more cycles."

Cut to a few cycles later. Oh dear. Crichton's old and wrinkly now, too. He croaks, "I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do!" This is where we learn that aging causes your accent to mutate, since he's got quite a twang going now. Maybe that's what happened to Madonna. Anyway, after all these years Crichton is still talking to Harvey. Harvey says, "I need the wormhole knowledge that you have locked in your brain," and emphasizes that point by pointing to Crichton's forehead. Crotchety Crichton chuckles, "I'm dying right here on this planet and you ain't never gonna get what's in my head. Loo-ser!" They're interrupted by Ennixx, who I guess thinks it's cute that Crichton talks to invisible people. Unlike everyone else, she doesn't seem to have aged much. Crichton looks up at the sky and says, "Wonder if he's still looking for me."

Farscape

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