Crichton breaks in. Nilaam pants at him to leave them because the ritual isn't done. Crichton tells her the death party is over. "You're too late!" she calls. "I said it's over," Crichton insists, and whips out Wynonna. Nilaam releases D'Argo's hand and a curiously (boring!) young hand does a "Stop! In the Name of Love!" gesture. Wynonna sparks and smokes and burns Crichton's hand. He drops her. His hand sizzles. But not as much as his BODY! You know I can't resist those, right? D'Argo pants and squeezes his cut hand. KY Jelly drips down to show that he's in the clear. Get it? When the blood runs... oh, never mind. I'm drunk; it's funny. Crichton hastens to D'Argo's side and asks if he's okay. D'Argo's not sure and asks what happened. "I'm not sure, ask Grandma here," Crichton bitches. But, d'oh! She's not Grandma anymore, because the Big Bad Wolf of death has been sliced open to reveal a hot, young, pain-free Luxan who is ready and willing for sex. "D'Argo, we did it!" the Sexan preens. Crichton is stunned. And stunning. Sexan glimmers that D'Argo has given her life. No, he's given you Botox. D'Argo's got a big grin on his face. And a wand in his pocket.
Up on Moya, Chiana's in a bit of a bind. Moya's All Temperature Cheer has solidified around her legs. Her yarn-over-cotton pants make her look like Geordi LaForge when he turned into a salamander thing that could only be seen in special light. I guess Special Light Salamander is better than Sex Salamander. Chiana bellows for Zhaan and Aeryn. Aeryn arrives and laughs at Chiana, asking what she did. "Get me out of here?" Chiana pleads. "When did I become your servant?" Aeryn parrots. Chiana tells her to just help her and save the silky-haired remarks for later. Zhaan arrives. "What did she do?" Zhaan demands, prodding at the solid amnexus fluids. I love that they automatically assume Chiana's at fault. I would, too. Zhaan asks if Pilot knows what's going on. "Only that Moya's hydric system is failing on a number of tiers: cause unknown," Pilot responds.
Once Crichton ascertains that D'Argo is alive and ready and willing, he leaves so the two Luxans can have all the sex. Basically, Sexan says that she initially wondered if D'Argo was powerful enough to bring her back from the BRINK OF DAWN! I mean, death. And he was and she's young and she wants him to reap the rewards. The fucking rewards. She starts by licking his nipples before Crichton is even out of the room. Interesting that D'Argo's nipples look just like everyone else's.