Fashion Show

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The models come in for a fitting. James-Paul interviews that he desperately wants to make the final four. He reminds us that he's all conceptual, but acknowledges that he needs to simplify. I'm not sure the evening gown is where he needs to do that. Daniella is worried about the gray, and Haven doesn't make her feel any better about it. She says it looks like a nun. Daniella wonders if Haven is making her over-think, which is a problem she thinks she has.

The models leave and Kelly and Isaac enter to harass them. They talk to Johnny first. Isaac seems excited to see Angel. "Um, process of elimination," is Johnny's response to Isaac's excitement about their teaming. "That's nice," Isaac replies sarcastically. Johnny slowly says that he would have chosen to work with her anyway, but Isaac rightly says that it's too late. For real. Isaac asks Johnny where the crystals are going to be on his design. On the waist. Er. Isaac asks him if he has ever made an evening gown before and he says that he has not. He mentions that it's a "very interesting choice" to choose chiffon, then line it with taffeta. Sounds pretty damning. When they walk away, Johnny asks Angel if they were supposed to line the dress with silk. "Mm-hmm," she replies. Wow, maybe she is trying to sabotage him? Or, maybe she really didn't know that until just now.

They talk to Reco and cute Andrew next. The dress is purple with one sliver of vertical pink. "Interesting," replies Isaac and I think he might mean that in a good way, though the music is acting like an alien is about to burst out of someone's gut. Reco says that he doesn't want his gown to look like a pageant dress, so he's going to have a burst of crystals at the bust, then six crystal bracelets (that he made) on the model. Isaac sorts the bracelets and walks away. Reco interviews that he saw Isaac turn his nose up at the two bracelets that he put to the side, so he throws those over his shoulder and says they are out of the question. Finally, Isaac is offering some real guidance.

Isaac and Kelly move to Anna and Keith. Kelly is allowed to speak. She asks Anna why she is using the vagina cups again. She replies that she likes the balance that they give to the voluminous shoulder. Then, Kelly asks if the entire dress is going to be floral print. It is. "I look forward to seeing what that looks like on the runway." Well, well, well. You, Miss Anna, are apparently no House of Dereon. Next, we see James-Paul. Isaac eyeballs him and says that the dress looks simple. James-Paul gives his spiel about geometry and bullshit and now it's simple. Isaac says that this is a big week for James-Paul and he should use Merlin's advice regarding construction, because he could use it. Why couldn't he have talked like this earlier in the season instead of being all Harold Pinter "I speak with my pauses?"

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