Fashion Show
Fashion Show

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Jeff Long: B | 584 USERS: C+
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Hallelujah

Rolando doesn't feel that the seams match on his look. Dominique likes every look but Rolando's. Calvin tells him that his dress is horrendous. He's afraid to try to fix his dress, but decides to make a new skirt. Cesar says that Ro is his baby and he knows he'll pull through. Cesar decides to hand paint a plaid for a new look. David decided not to use shoulder pads, so, with Dominique as his model, he uses the shoulder pads as lapels. It really doesn't look great right now and increases the football shoulder pad quality of the accent, but David is so cute I can't stand it. With help from my dear friend India, we've decided that he's a cross between Jonathan Schaech and Nicky Katt. Which is, of course, a big honking YES. David hops off of the work table grab something, then hops back up -- NO HANDS -- and it's beautiful and arousing. David loves that Dominique is cute and giggly. Cesar thinks that they're losing their focus. Eff that noise.

Golnessa may be getting the boot. She can't seem to work things out. Cindy tells her that she doesn't like the shape of her look. Rolando as well is still having problems. Day. Is. Over.

The next day, they're rolling their sad racks down the road to get ready for the show. Stefan has his claws out. Calvin wants simple clothes and crazy hair. Rolando is worried. Anja Rubik is the guest judge. Don't know her. Dominique's look is first. Very Marc Jacobs for Perry Ellis. David made a jumpsuit. The lapels are nice. Eduardo's dress is fantastic. Rolando's look is pretty fantastic, if you ask me. Calvin's look is freaking brilliant, thought I still hate him. The skirt is AMAZING. The Bravo break is David trying to open a bottle of wine. No luck.

Cesar has decided that his new look will be the last one shown. Golnessa's zipper is breaking! Oh NO. It doesn't feel like she should be going home yet. Stefan orders the designers to stop touching their models. Cesar's first look is BRILLS. The hood is perfect. Jeffrey's look is flowing and interesting. Cindy's is kind of matronly, next to the other stuff. Golnessa's looks good to me. Cesar's final looks is very interesting, but way too weird for the rest of the collection.

Fashion Show

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