Fastlane
Fastlane

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Kim: A | 544 USERS: C+
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Get Your Mack On

Van and Deaq arrive at Nathan's. Van complains that he has a bruise on his face from being slammed into the hood of the car. They bicker some more, like, just do it already! They walk into Nathan's house and are greeted by the woman from earlier. At the Candy Store, Billie heaves a sigh and sticks an unlit cigarette in her mouth. The woman advises Van and Deaq to apologize for being late and to compliment Nathan's suit. After the obligatory shots of multiple female butts, Van apologizes to Nathan for being late. Deaq compliments his suit. Nathan isn't impressed, like, the joke where the contact tells them how to act and then it doesn't work wasn't that funny last week, and doing it again a week later is a bit tired, isn't it? Nathan announces to the women in the room that they should entertain Van and Deaq. The women all immediately stand up and start dancing and getting naked. Also, the female contact is named Bree. She also starts undressing. Yeah, we get it. They're straight, straight, heterosexual men. Can Van and Deaq just get naked now?

Van and Deaq negotiate with Nathan. They want to pay for fifty girls for a weekend party in San Diego. Nathan asks for three grand a night for three nights. Um, hello? Julia Roberts got way more than that just for herself in Pretty Woman (from which all of my knowledge of prostitution comes). Van and Deaq imply that they are drug dealers. At the Candy Store, Billie urges the boys to give Nathan the money. Deaq opens the briefcase, but one of Nathan's lackeys comes up and asks to speak with him in the other room. Billie freaks out and starts switching cameras so that she can watch the meeting. Van and Deaq have no idea what's going on. Billie tries to listen in, but the audio is garbled. She types frantically on her keyboard without looking at it. Van strolls over to Bree and asks what's going on. Bree explains that the lackey is named Tommy, and he's a freak. Nathan walks out and announces that Van and Deaq need to leave. The boys are shocked at this sudden turn of events. Deaq asks what's going on. Nathan says that Bree is their friend and she wanted them all to meet, so now that they've met, it's over. Nathan tells Bree that she needs to get out, because she has a lunch date. Bree looks stunned. Deaq looks confused. Bree tells the boys to leave with her. Billie slams the desk and grunts.

Fastlane

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