Billie screeches at them to cut it out. Oh, you're ruining it! Also, why is Billie's bra hanging out of her shirt? Button that shit up. No one wants to see that. Billie says that in ninety seconds, Nathan's security team will find all of the cameras and mikes, and Nathan will disappear once he knows he's been bugged. Billie says that their only hope is getting Bree to testify. Van thinks he might be able to get Bree to cooperate if they help her get out of prostitution. Billie tells him to get to Bree before Nathan does, and orders Deaq to go along and makes sure Van doesn't get married. Hee! I also love when Van calls Billie "sir," for some reason. It's very Marcy and Peppermint Patty. But shouldn't their first move be to find out who this Giddings is that Tommy mentioned? Just asking. Billie notices Van's cut (from the cops) and asks if the boys got in a fight. Van and Deaq pretend that they did get in a fight to deflect suspicion. Billie doesn't seem to buy it.
Van voice-overs that they need to approach Bree cautiously, and also keep an eye out for Tommy or Nathan. They pull up to Bree's house and look for a back door. They don't find one, and then argue over who has to climb the fence. Deaq says that "a black man in this neighborhood" might arouse suspicion, so Van gets hoisted over. Van starts screaming and Deaq pulls out a gun until Van explains that there's a dog. A Doberman barks at Van, who has retreated into a tree. Van and Deaq discuss the best plan of action. Deaq says he saw on Animal Planet that Van should pee on the dog, because it's all about power and territory. Van refuses to do it. Deaq points out that they don't have a lot of options. Van unzips and lets fly. He climbs back over to Deaq's side of the fence and laughs that it worked. Deaq says, "That's cool, 'cause I've never seen Animal Planet." See, that line really should have been, "I've never watched Animal Planet," because it's a channel, not a television show. I don't know why that bugged me, but it did.









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