Back to the desert. Van and Deaq walk off with the Russians, and then a shady guy steps out from behind a rock or a cliff or something and tags along, unseen. Cut to Van firing some sort of automatic weapon at a dummy made to look like a cop. Hey, that's Public Enemy playing on the soundtrack. But sped up. It's like techno "Fight the Power". As the boys are busy shooting, Shady Guy sneaks over to their cars and looks through them. Katiya asks the boys what they think of the guns they've been using. Van says they are looking for something a little more specialized. Deaq adds that they heard Dimitri has a shipment coming in. Before Dimitri can respond, Shady Guy walks up and says that while the boys claim that they're from Corona Del Mar, their cars have Hollywood registrations. Also, Van lives at the Chateau Marmont and rides with the Pagans. I don't know who the Pagans are, but I bet it has something to do with the jacket Van was wearing before he got naked. Van and Deaqon are all, "Who's this guy?" Shady Guy says that Deaqon has a lot of clothes in his trunk, and a receipt from a soul-food place in Harlem. Dimitri demands an explanation. Deaqon says he went to New York and got hungry. Shady Guy says that Dimitri pays him to help figure out Americans, and that he's just doing his job.
Dimitri quickly aims the gun at Deaqon and Van. Shady Guy says that the boys are just going to give a lame explanation, and that Dimitri will get pissed and kill them. And then they either have two dead cops or two dead thugs, either of which will create problems. Shady Guy thinks they should just chase the boys off. Katiya quickly agrees. Shady Guy adds that they don't want the boys to get home before the Russians have time to "wipe this place down," so he takes a missile launcher and blows up the boys' cars in a spectacular and flame-filled manner. Of course, I've never blown up a car, so maybe it's always spectacular and flame-filled. Those things could just be intrinsic to the car detonation process. Deaqon asks Shady Guy's name, but doesn't get it, and Deaq and Van start walking home. Van murmurs that when the bust happens, he and Deaq can flip a coin over who gets to toss Shady down a flight of stairs. Cut to Billie saying that it's not going to happen, because Shady Guy is an undercover ATF agent. Wow, I didn't see that coming! Except that I totally did. And, for a change of pace, we've now got Shirtless Bellamy. Both guys took their shirts off before the credits! Van sighs and says, "I quit." Deaqon agrees. This show was certainly short-lived. Unless they were just being sarcastic or something. Credits.









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