Fastlane
Fastlane

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Gone Native

Dallas tells Van and Deaqon that if he doesn't get the money from Bailey today, he's out or he's dead, and then Van and Deaqon won't be able to get next to Nikolai. Dallas wants Van and Deaqon to give him the money so that he can claim it's from Bailey. Deaqon says they don't have that much. Van says that they also need to save some money for when Nikolai shows up. Dallas asks them to help him collect the money from Bailey, since they have so many resources at their fingertips.

Billie orders someone to shut down power at Bailey's address. Deaq drives a utility van into Bailey's estate, claiming to be a utility worker, and drives the van right in. Dallas and Van burst out of the back. Van was in such a hurry to get there that he forgot to button up his shirt. Cut to all of Bailey's security guards lying on the ground with their wrists and mouth taped. Bailey is taped to a chair in front of the pool. Dallas demands the money, but Bailey refuses to give it up. Deaqon demands the money again. Bailey starts yelling that he's not going to give it to them, and Dallas pushes him into the pool, chair and all. Did I mention that he's taped to the chair? Dallas walks away. Deaqon yells that Dallas forgot something, meaning that Bailey is drowning in the pool. Dallas walks back and picks up his baseball cap, then leaves.

After the break, Van takes off his shirt (another Shirtless Facinelli shot) and dives in. He and Deaqon argue over who has to give Bailey mouth-to-mouth, but before Van can start in, Bailey coughs out some water and revives. His time in the water clearly didn't hurt him much, since he immediately starts yelling again that he doesn't have the money. Van dangles him over the water again, and Bailey admits that the money is in a mahogany chest in the dining room. Cut to Dallas counting the money; it's more than they even needed. Van asks Dallas if he would have let Bailey drown if they weren't there. Dallas says that he was a lifeguard, and that he knows how long someone can stay underwater without drowning. Deaqon is still pissed. Dallas says seriously that he would not have let Bailey die. Am I supposed to care about Dallas? Because I really don't. Dallas thanks the boys for saving his ass, and gets in the back of the truck.

Fastlane

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