Before ending the meeting, Billie warns Van that Alexa is her friend from the academy. Billie tries to figure out how to speak in Van language, and ends up saying that with regards to Alexa, "there wasn't one guy in the academy who didn't want to shizzle her whizzle." I sat here for like ten minutes trying to figure out what Billie could possibly have been saying there, with no luck. Post something in the forums if you figure it out. I mean, she was obviously saying that Alexa is hot, and all of the guys wanted to do her, but usually the -izzle suffix substitutes for something else. Yizzle knizzle, nephew? Van laughs at Billie's pathetic attempt at street talk. Billie tells Van to stay away from Alexa, because she just went through a rough divorce. Van is offended, but Deaq promises to keep Van in check.
Van and Deaq show up at the arcade to meet Alexa. Deaq points out a chick and says, "Now that's bananas, with a capital 'nanas." I don't know. Van claims that "she's not like the Bombay or anything." Of course, the chick in question is Alexa. Deaq gives her an appraising look, and Alexa thinks that Deaq must be Van, the one Billie warned her about. They get the identity thing straightened out. Alexa looks Deaq up and down and accuses Billie of "always hiding the chocolate." Van tries to bring things back to the business end of things. Alexa says that she has it all set up, and she told Jackson that Van and Deaq are gay lovers, so they just need to hold hands and kiss now and then. Van and Deaq squirm a bit, because that would be gross, and Alexa admits that she's kidding. She says that Jackson doesn't care how she met the boys, as long as they have money. She advises them to flaunt their toys and remember that Jackson is immature, so he's not impressed by sophistication and culture.