The camera pans down a line of SWAT team members, armed and ready to help Deaqon. The last one is Billie. Hee! Who thought it would be a good idea to put Kelly Kapowski in military gear? Meanwhile, a party is going on at Deaqon's pad. "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew plays. Wow, I just had about a thousand high-school flashbacks, and none of them was positive. Tubby tells Deaqon that they need more champagne, so he heads to the kitchen and pulls another bottle out of the fridge. When he closes the fridge, he gets clocked in the head with a gun, which is held by a hockey-mask-wearing Kane. As he falls, his pager slides across the floor, out of reach. The hockey-mask crew orders the partygoers to the floor. Kane uses plastic handcuffs to tie Deaqon's hands behind his back. Billie waits anxiously with the SWAT team. Van rides with Cassidy to meet Kane. How is Kane going to meet them if he's busy robbing Deaqon? I don't know.
Deaqon regains consciousness and finds himself on the kitchen floor in a pool of blood, his pager out of reach. He peeks over the counter and catches Tubby's eye. Tubby takes the cue and starts creating a distraction by bitching about the robbery and insulting the burglars. Deaqon turns on a burner on the stove and holds his hands to the flame (good thing it's a gas stove) in order to melt the plastic and free his hands. Okay, I don't believe that his sleeve wouldn't have caught fire. Deaqon reaches the pager and hits the star button. The burglars see that he's free and open fire. The SWAT team launches into action, and I've never seen anything sillier than Tiffani Thiessen hopping out of the back of the van holding a gun. Kane takes off his mask, like we're supposed to be surprised that he's one of the burglars. He runs up to the roof, chasing Deaqon. As the SWAT team enters the house, Kane jumps down to the ground and gets in an SUV with a trailer behind it. Inside the trailer is the car that started this whole mess. Deaqon hops down and manages to grab onto the trailer just as Kane pulls out, and he hops inside.
At the beach, the sun is rising. Van and Cassidy wait for Kane to arrive. Van dressed for the occasion, wearing leather pants and a brown sweater. I know when I'm working undercover to nail the guy who shot my partner, I always wear leather pants. Inside the trailer, Deaqon turns on a light so that we can see the painful burn on his wrist. But his clothes are scorch-free. It must have been that special kind of fire that burns flesh but not fabric. Deaqon takes off his jacket for no apparent reason. That's about to become a trend. On the beach, Cassidy takes off her jacket, and Van removes his sweater. So now he's just wearing the leather pants. That was the saddest excuse to show Facinelli shirtless yet. Kane approaches the beach doing, like, a hundred miles per hour and gritting his teeth. Van realizes that there's something going on; he tosses Cassidy aside, then pulls his gun and starts shooting at Kane through the windshield. Van is the worst shot, ever. He fires six or seven times, and not one of the bullets hits Kane. Inside the trailer, Deaqon hangs on for dear life. At the last minute, Van dives aside to avoid the truck. Kane swerves and flips the truck. Van runs down to where the truck has landed and does a ninja roll for no apparent reason. It's like in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back when Jay and Bob were trying to break into the animal lab. By the time Van gets to the truck, Kane is not only completely uninjured, but he's managed to get out of the truck (which is, I remind you, upside down) and has sufficiently recovered to clock Van with his gun. Van lies on the sand while Kane stands over him. Of course, since Kane isn't hurt, Deaqon must not be either, even though he was inside a trailer that rolled a few times. Deaqon runs up and clocks Kane from behind, then trains a gun on him. What follows is Action Cliché #16, where one cop (Van) tries to talk his partner out of pulling the trigger out of anger or for revenge. This is immediately followed by Action Cliché #17, where someone else (Cassidy) shoots the bad guy even though you kind of forgot she was there. Cassidy drops her gun in the sand and tells Van that he's a better liar than she thought. What's with her obsession with lying? She takes out her car keys and starts to toss them to Van. Deaqon reaches out and catches them in midair, then hands them back to Cassidy and tells her to get out of there. She gives them a grateful look and takes off.