The theme song is sooooooooo bad.
Back at the prison (and I realize that every other paragraph starts with that phrase, but work with me here), Van talks to Billie on the phone while he signs a bunch of papers and delivers the exposition. Van explains that he's signing his father out of prison for five days. A buzzer...buzzes and Van's dad walks out, wearing a nice suit. He yells back to his fellow prisoners that he's going to "eat, drink, and get conjugal with [their] wives." Van's dad puts on a nice watch and picks up a wad of bills from a guard. Van asks if the money is real and his dad's like, "You tell me."
Van and his dad walk out; Van's dad slips some cash to the guard. And we finally learn that Van's dad's name is Raymond Ray, or Ray Ray. So Van's last name is actually "Ray"? I always figured he made that up. Van introduces his dad to Deaqon, who compliments Ray's suit. Ray Ray compliments Van and Deaq's car. Van pats his father down, to his father's (and Deaq's) embarrassment. Van thinks that his dad slipped the guard money in exchange for a gun. Ray points out that if he did have a gun, it wouldn't be anywhere that Van could find it. Van keeps looking and finally gives up in disgust. Ray asks for an apology. Van apologizes to Deaq for his father's behavior. Ray asks Deaq if he talks to his father that way. Well, I'm guessing Deaqon's dad isn't a career criminal. Anyway, Deaq says that his father would "slap the taste out of [his] mouth" if Deaq treated him the way Van is treating Ray. Ray says, "You hear that, Donny?" Deaq laughs at Van's real name, because it's like Donny Osmond. Ray explains that Van's full name is Donovan. Van gets into the car, annoyed, and asks Deaqon to shut up about it. Of course, Deaqon doesn't. Can you blame him? Van wants to figure out their next move. Ray knows his next move. Van guesses that he wants a hot dog from Tail Of the Pup, and Ray says he's right. Van tells Deaq it's not the first time he's picked his father up from jail.
The three men pull into the restaurant. The owner is psyched to see Ray Ray. Deaq asks Van if he became a cop to piss his father off. Van says he became a cop so that his father would never talk to him again. Meanwhile, Ray Ray slips the restaurant owner some green. Cut to the three men and Billie sitting at a table, eating. Billie says that Little Mick needs $5 million by Friday. Ray Ray will supply the money and the cops will trace the money with a radioactive invisible dye. Then they can follow the money right back to the Colombians. Ray Ray is amenable to that. Billie says that the family connection is making her uncomfortable, so she wants Ray to wear an ankle monitor. The restaurant owner calls Ray to let him know his food is ready. When Ray walks up to the counter, the owner passes him a gun along with his hot dog, which Ray pockets. He returns to the table and lays down the law for Billie (whom he unapologetically calls "honey"). Van manages to look like every teenager who is completely embarrassed by his parents. Ray explains that he worked for Big Mick, and he's heard his son is just as smart and twice as crazy. Ray refuses to wear the ankle monitor, in case he gets caught.
Little Mick hits some balls at a driving range. The dude Wags from the opening apologizes that things didn't work out with Iggy, but Iggy was one of Big Mick's go-to guys. Little Mick knows, and then says that he has a secret -- he's the one who killed his own father. Little Mick immediately uses his golf club to kneecap Wags and then celebrates as Wags rolls around on the ground. Little Mick then uses the golf club to bash in Wags's head.