Van and Deaq discuss all of the features their club needs to have, while we see the club being assembled via split screen. Van says they need a huge DJ for their opening as we see Biz Markie walk in, and some onscreen text informs us that he charges $50,000 a night. Damn! And I realize that Biz Markie has a successful career and all, but I think I'm with probably 80\% of the audience who only things of him singing "Just A Friend." Deaq says that they need "a pimpy doorguy," as we see one walk into the club, and the text informs us that he charges $5,000 a night. Van says that they will offer bottle service instead of drinks by the glass, and the onscreen text informs us that handmade Swedish vodka costs $450 per bottle. Deaq concludes that there is one more thing they need to be successful: we see some scantily clad women walk into the club, and the onscreen text informs us that "Hotties behind the bar" are "priceless." A lot of setup there for a joke that would have been funny about a year ago.

Van runs down some stairs into the club and yells out that they should name the club "Rocky III." Deaq thinks it's a terrible idea. If they want to go with the Rocky theme, they should call it "Clubber Lang." Get it? Clubber? Anyway. Deaq reveals that Van's other suggestions for club names were "Glengarry Glen Ross" and "Original Kings of Comedy." Does he understand that they are naming a club and not just listing their favorite movies here? Because those are all terrible. Deaq agrees with me. Van asks if Deaq has any suggestions. Deaq wants to call it "Ryde." Van doesn't seem impressed. Deaq uses the name in a bunch of sentences to show Van how it could work. Billie walks in, lit cigarette in hand, and tells the boys that it's time to get back to work. She wants them to meet up with Gavin and officially invite him to the club. She says that Gavin gets a massage every Tuesday, and she wants them to join him; she says that they need to be convincing because Gavin can sense liars. Deaq asks what's up with "the full-on Clarice Starling report" and asks how she knows so much about Gavin. Billie says that unlike the boys, she does her research. I'm totally distracted by the way that Tiffani Thiessen holds her cigarette. I can't pinpoint exactly what's wrong with it, but it looks weird. Billie walks off, and Van asks what's up with her. Van says he's getting sick of the way Billie keeps yelling at them. Deaq says that "obviously this Gavin guy has got her creased," but he doesn't know why.