Meghan is cooking at the loft, when the phone rings and she answers it. It's Felicity. Meghan asks how Ben is, and Felicity says that he's still in surgery. Meghan offers to come down, but Felicity says that it's okay, and then tells Meghan that Lauren was drunk. Felicity adds that Lauren is currently talking to the cops. Meghan says that the cops should be arresting her. Felicity expresses her incredulity that Lauren was drunk, especially since she's pregnant. Felicity starts to say something about what she'll do if something happens to Ben, and Meghan assures her that Ben will be fine. There's a short silence, and then Meghan says that she called Professor Carnes to reschedule. Felicity had totally forgotten about it. Felicity thanks Meghan, who offers again to come down. Felicity says that she needs to be there alone. Meghan asks her to call as soon as she hears anything about Ben, and adds, "And if you need, I don't know, food or a magazine or someone to scream at the nurses for you, whatever -- just call me, okay?" Felicity promises that she will and hangs up.

Back at the Waldron party, Zoe tells Noel that he looks cute. Noel asks why she didn't tell him about Dwayne. Zoe doesn't know what he's talking about. Noel says that he feels weird because he's spent all this time courting him. Zoe says that Noel did a great job, hence the party. Noel says that now he finds out that Zoe dated Dwayne and was in love with him, and he feels like an idiot. Zoe suggests that he might feel like a really big idiot. Noel agrees. Zoe says that she never dated Dwayne, and in fact, just met him last week. Noel realizes that she's telling the truth and excuses himself to go tell Sean that Zoe never dated Dwayne. Sean finds Pauline, whose hair is much less flippy this week. Sean wants Pauline to repeat what she said about Zoe dating Dwayne. A very drunk Pauline claims that she never said that. Sean reminds her of the circumstances of their conversation, where Pauline pointed at Dwayne and said that he was the guy who dated Zoe before Noel. Pauline remembers, but then adds that when she got closer, she realized that Dwayne wasn't the right guy at all. D'oh! And, duh.